When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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