so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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