Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
It's blow job season.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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