he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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