Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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