just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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