so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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