I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
