i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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