Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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