the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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