sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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