your thong is hanging out like whoa
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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