Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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