I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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