she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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