so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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