ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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