i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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