How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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