Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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