I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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