So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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