is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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