Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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