So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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