My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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