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2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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