Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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