just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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