I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Come see our sink grown plant.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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