On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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