Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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