And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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