pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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