whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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