Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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