Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just forgot I was standing up.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
