Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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