so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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