do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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