There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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