Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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