whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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