The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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