the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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