we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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