stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I can't turn off my feet"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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