There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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