dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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