But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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