i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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