so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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