Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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