just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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