what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
