I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
