Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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